Curse

extra bacon · Nov 14, 2006, 07:44 AM // 07:44

*trips pwnd*
*laughs*
*drinks beer*

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 14, 2006, 09:24 AM // 09:24

*pushes Bacon so he falls over pwned flat on his face*

*laughs*

*helps pwned get back up*

*pokes tougue out at Bacon

*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Nov 14, 2006, 09:36 AM // 09:36

*cuts sophi's tongue off and tosses it on the barberque... i mean pwnd's head*
*laughs heartily*
*drinks beer*
*scratches*
*hic*

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 14, 2006, 09:41 AM // 09:41

"mmm mmm mmm mm mmmmm"

*grows tongue back*

*shrugs*

*grabs bacons beer*

*throws it over bacon*

*laughs*

*sips beer*

extra bacon · Nov 14, 2006, 09:48 AM // 09:48

*kicks sophitia in the nuts*
heh
*drinks beer*
nut-kicking solves all problems long enough to have a beer, and that's what counts.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 14, 2006, 10:01 AM // 10:01

*puts bowl of nuts back on teh table*

*thinks: phew thank god he only hit them*

*uses the Ninja grip of crippling on Bacon*

*Bacon becomes crippled from the neck down*

*laughs at bacon lieing in a heap on the floor unable to move*

*Crows suddenly fly into the room and begin pecking at Bacon*

*sips Beer*

extra bacon · Nov 14, 2006, 10:24 AM // 10:24

the poor stunt double, must be a sucker for punishment.
i prefer spankings personally, but hey, whatever turns you on.
*drinks beer*
*spits at sophitia*
aww right in the eyes.

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 14, 2006, 04:24 PM // 16:24

*wipes face clean on bacons clothes*

*curses all bacons stunt doubles*

*Uses Summon minipets*

*Minipet arrive to help*

*Sets minipets to hunt down bacon and Exterminate him!*

*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Nov 14, 2006, 05:26 PM // 17:26

*sips beer*
*grils steaks*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 14, 2006, 05:46 PM // 17:46

Hey pwnd, if I can subdue Bacon, would you grill him for me? I hear grilled people have that delicious extra crunch to them.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Nov 14, 2006, 05:47 PM // 17:47

ya sure, if you can subdue him and wait an hour and half for me to get back from class, i can do it
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 14, 2006, 05:51 PM // 17:51

Hits bacon with a dozen traquilizer darts.
Wraps bacon in duct tape.
I'll leave him on the grill for ya.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Nov 14, 2006, 07:27 PM // 19:27

*stops running*
*grills up bacon nice and crispy*
*gives him to doom*
there ya go
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 14, 2006, 08:07 PM // 20:07

Munches on Bacon.
Mmm, crunchy humans do taste better.
Buys pwnd a beer.
Swallows Bacon.
Hears Bacon whine when he bounces off Doberman in my stomach.
Laughs.
Sips beer.